Sunday, August 15, 2010

In the Inner Room

In the Inner Room

*CaDeMOr_03 has logged on

Serverbot says: Welcome to the Inner room, feel free to chat around.

Online users:
Notadouche
NnBLv’R

CaDeMOr_03: Umm… Hi
NnBLv’r: A/S/L
CaDeMOr_03: 17/M/Home
Notadouche: Home? GTFO
NnBLv’r: Notadouche, nt nw
Notadouche: Oh grw some balls NnBlv’r
NnBLv’r: … Well, CaDeMOr_03, how r u 2day?
Notadouche: Too scared to put up a fight?
Notadouche: Well?
Notadouche: Hey!
Notadouche: Are you there?
Notadouche: u r so dead when u get back…
Notadouche: Hey! Get back here or I’m gonna chase u like a cat chases a bone on a stick!
NnBLv’r: Tht’s a dog, idiot!
Notadouche: You’ll rue the day, NnBLv’r! I tell you, you’ll rue the day!
Notadouche: /privmsg Notadouche Where did I go wrong?
CaDeMOr_03: /privmsg NnBLv’r is he always like that?

*You are being redirected to a private room, please bear with the wait

CaDeMOr_03: By the way, to answer your question, I feel horrible
NnBLv’r: Yea, he’s always like that nd sad to hear ‘bout tht…
CaDeMOr_03: I feel sad for myself too… :(
NnBLv’r: Cre to tell me what hpnd?
CaDeMOr_03: Oh, I dunno… I can’t… I just don’t know you too well for that…
CaDeMOr_03: Sorry…
NnBLv’r: I dun mind, it’s fine with me
NnBLv’r: no, really, it’s okay…
NnBLv’r: I guess… u don’t trust me yet…
CaDeMOr_03: It’s not that… I just don’t…
NnBLv’r: No need to explain urself, it really is okay…
NnBLv’r: u a bookworm?
CaDeMOr_03: Yeah… how did you know?
NnBLv’r: u type like one…
CaDeMOr_03: Oh, haha! I just like using proper grammar
NnBLv’r: Oh. Maybe I shud 2…
NnBLv’r: Starting now…
CaDeMOr_03: Okay, fine, you’ve convinced me, I’ll tell you what happened today…
NnBLv’r: Oohh… *Is thrilled*
CaDeMOr_03: Haha! Anyway, well, you see, there’s this girl I’ve wanted to ask out…
NnBLv’r: How long?
CaDeMOr_03: five years… well, I finally thought I had the courage to ask her today…
NnBLv’r: Wait!
NnBLv’r: Seriously?
NnBLv’r: Five years? Man, you’re a dedicated one!
NnBLv’r: Dude! That’s like…
NnBLv’r: LOL!
CaDeMOr_03: /:) you done?
NnBLv’r: Not really…
NnBLv’r: Haha! Lol! You should have gotten a new chick by now dude!
NnBLv’r: That’s like… LOL!
CaDeMOr_03: *Ehem*
NnBLv’r: Oh, okay, go on…
CaDeMOr_03: Well, so, there I was, walking proudly up to her…
CaDeMOr_03: My eyes were on the sky and the wind was whistling past my face…
CaDeMOr_03: My chin was raised, my chest puffed…
NnBLv’r: Dude, did you look like a stuffed rooster?
NnBLv’r: LOL!
CaDeMOr_03: You like using that contraction don’t you?
NnBLv’r: Mehh… carry on…
CaDeMOr_03: Anyway, there I was, eyes set on the prize…
NnBLv’r: Let me guess, you tripped
CaDeMOr_03: Nah… I fell down an open manhole…
NnBLv’r: Srsly?
NnBLv’r: LMAO!
NnBLv’r: That would’ve been EPIC FAIL material!
CaDeMOr_03: I guess… we just weren’t meant to be…
CaDeMOr_03:
NnBLv’r: Oh… hey, don’t worry dude, there are plenty more weeds in the lawn…

*CaDeMOr_03 has been idle for 15 minutes

NnBLv’r: dude! You still there?
NnBLv’r: Did I hurt your feelings?
NnBLv’r: hey!
CaDeMOr_03: No, you didn’t… I was just feeding the armadillo with leprosy next door…
CaDeMOr_03: Well, maybe a bit, it’s okay though.
NnBLv’r: Oh! Good… wait, was that a joke?
CaDeMOr_03: No… it wasn’t
NnBLv’r: *is fighting laughter*
NnBLv’r: Armadillo with leprosy?
CaDeMOr_03: Last week, they had a snake with diabetes…
NnBLv’r: LOL!
NnBLv’r: You’re not too bad for a bookworm
CaDeMOr_03: But it still hasn’t got me my girl…
CaDeMOr_03: Maybe if I prayed…
CaDeMOr_03: Hey… do you pray?
NnBLv’r:  No. :|

*NnBLv’r has logged off

CaDeMOr_03: Hey!
CaDeMOr_03: You there?